Do Drugs, Not Alcohol
historical-nonfiction: During the temperance movement of the 1890s, marijuana was commonly recommended as a substitute for alcohol. The reason for this was that use of marijuana did not lead to domestic violence while alcohol abuse did.
whywehateyou: We hate you because when we’ve gotten up while it was still dark outside to serve you on a holiday, you still feel the need to bring it to our attention that “it sucks that we have to work today” instead of spend it with our family. Thanks for bringing it up.
I have high standards. Your personality and ass must be equally matched.
Aaron will appreciate these
mandicreally: currentuser: Everyone should appreciate this.
I get horny in waves. Unfortunately this only happens at work.
No, Uggs do not go on sale. Unless you want a style that’s three years old that they don’t make anymore.
If you don’t make your employees quit due to you making them cry and embarrassing them in front of customers, you’re doing it wrong
It's a Shmoo life.: It's officially asshole week... →
shmoo06: Excuse me, it’s asshole week season. Please try not to be an asshole to your retail associates. They don’t make the rules, ads, or coupons. They just have to abide by them. You yelling at them doesn’t solve anything. They understand you’re upset and most likely agree with you, but there is only… TRUTH!
whywehateyou: We hate you because even after we hand you your bag and change, you stand at the register for another 5 minutes even though there are people behind you waiting to check out.