I'm the friggin' Captain!!!

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December 2011

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allroad:

i will publish all these

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#Disney is the devil
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#Retail problems
Dec 24, 2011
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Dec 22, 2011377,031 notes

Luckily we have a bunch of black and chocolate kids in the back.

Dec 22, 2011
#Uggs

My jeans are way too snug for me to be popping surprise boners at work.

Dec 22, 2011
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Seriously, don't vote for Ron Paul. → tobiasxxx.tumblr.com

tobiasxxx:

Ron Paul has some REALLY, REALLY good ideas, it just sucks that they come packed with a christian fundamentalist, evolution denying (8), global warming denying (9) anti-abortionist (10) who holds the beliefs listed above.

Edited in sources. Here’s some more stuff:

Wants to end…

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Dec 20, 20118,888 notes
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mandicreally:

allroad:

lucifers—cumslut:

yesicannabis:

yes, please

Ohhhhh this one could actually be interesting. :3

About to cook and I’m bored, shooooot.

Dec 20, 2011152,926 notes
Wits end....

It’s official. I hate selling shit. I hate being a manager. I hate part-timers. I hate the public in general. On top of that I’m pretty sure I’m mildly racist now.

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#Retail problems
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#Spike #Dawn #Buffy #BTVS
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Dec 18, 2011
Don't think I want to do this anymore.

These knots in my stomach can get debilitating.

Dec 17, 2011
“So, if you are a poor black kid, you should make being able to read a priority. However, if you are a mediocre white jackass, you can skate through life without learning proper grammar. In fact, you can publish your mediocre drivel, chock full of grammatical errors, in a national magazine, while having the AUDACITY to explain that poor black kids need to learn how to read. You even have a fucking editor! Poor black kids don’t have editors. What’s your excuse Gene? Hey jackass, it’s “were”, not “was”. If I WERE a poor black kid.” —

Daily Kos: WTF Gene! (via abagond)

ha ha ha

ha ha ha

the subjunctive gets them every time…

(via guerrillamamamedicine)

sick burn

(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Either my district manager is a dick or the neighboring district manager is a bitch.

Dec 15, 2011
#Retail problems
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