Republicans don’t even acknowledge that racism exists. There were a couple of...– Bill Maher (via thesoapboxschtick)
”I’m completely miserable, San Diego.”
I’m not using swype anymore (using swype to post this).
Anonymous asked: favorite position?
Anonymous is on....
Get to the asking of questions.
*Shhh* It's because they're on the down...
For as homophobic as a lot of them can be, these gangsta motherfuckers mumble like they have five dicks in their mouths.
”You are the ones who are the ball lickers!”
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
cognitivedissonance: astudyintruffle: forgottenplayground: itsrainingcatsandpumps: the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send. Reblogging for all you Canadians out there. HARPER GODDAMN IT Son of a bitch…
Historical Nonfiction: In 1904... →
historical-nonfiction: the average US life expectancy was 47 years old only 14% of homes had a bathtub the maximum speed in most cities was 10 mph the tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower more than 95% of births took place at home 90% of US physicians had no college education Canada passed a law…
If you’re a customer or an employee of mine, I probably hate you.
It’s taking a lot of effort to not do anything stupid right now. Not that this job hasn’t already fucked me up enough.
My store is having it's annual audit this week.
….and I’m probably going to get fired. Just so everyone knows, when you steal shit you have no idea who’s life you’re fucking with.
If you could describe your sex life with a movie...
allroad: taryndeee: themorningandamazing: smelso: toastfacexkillah: hellokansas: johnishate: hardcorejen: edwardnigmaa: cowabungadudeee: lewdcass: Waiting. :3 Left Behind Alone in the dark. Mission Impossible. Volcano Rambo 4 Machete 40 Year Old virgin Superbad Gone with the wind there will be blood 50/50
My first instinct is to plaster myself by your side all night.
Well that’s cool I guess?
That was awkward.
I don’t get the obsession with The Big Bang Theory. I’ve given it a shot. All I see when I watch it is a major network pandering to a subculture for ratings.