When I find out that my friend is moving to the...
jake-djentleman: I may not have washboard abs Or the biggest muscles But what I do have is… …You know what, I got nothing. Hail Satan!
whywehateyou: We hate you because you wait until after we tell you your total, swipe your card, and process your transaction to say, “Wait, I thought that was half off.”
flawlesstrueperfection: friendly reminder that no one has to like children, no one has to want children, no one has to think children (not even your children!) are special, no one is obligated to reproduce, and disliking children does not make you a violent sociopath
How I felt when my parents told me I had to...
When I heard that Emily Maynard cheated on Jef...
'S.H.I.E.L.D.' - the new Joss Whedon tv pilot
S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon and frequent collaborators, his brother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. Joss Whedon also is set to direct the pilot, schedule permitting. Production on the pilot, which marks the first live-action Marvel TV project to get a green light, will start immediately.Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon and Tancharoen executive produce with Jeffrey Bell and Marvel TV’s Jeph...
The excitement abounds in my heart...
I totally get off on cleaning up after other peoples’ shittyness.
Trying to keep the house clean is 4 steps backward then 1 1/2 steps forward. Not to mention how many lint rollers and how much tape I go through just to keep my black jeans hairless for a whole day.
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...– Lyndon B. Johnson (via historical-nonfiction)