I'm the friggin' Captain!!!

When someone says something bad about me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:01:18 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

In high school:

Now:

allroad: hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:33 -0400

allroad:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Nailed it.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:01:42 -0400

send me numbers

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:40:15 -0400

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:01:12 -0400

mypersonalcircus: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:00:58 -0400

mypersonalcircus:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

Me so me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:01:05 -0400

of-ambivalence: aphoticamy: consulting-meerkat: iheartkissin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:35 -0400

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:56 -0400

whedonesque: The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:10:10 -0400

whedonesque:

The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003

thempress: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:01:22 -0400

thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.

burnout-velvet: Does anyone else get instant dread/paranoia when an unknown number calls them?

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:00:56 -0400

burnout-velvet:

Does anyone else get instant dread/paranoia when an unknown number calls them?

wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:32 -0400

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

askgoldenatoms: sushinfood: notsofriendlyelemeandor: bunbunxp:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:01:34 -0400

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:47:39 -0400

I got to hold a baby tonight.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:18:04 -0400

I got to hold a baby tonight.

Brother hangs!

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:16:53 -0400

Brother hangs!

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:01:07 -0400

situpsandfruitcups: princessmonsanto: comfort-the-lost: kingdi...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:44 -0400

situpsandfruitcups:

princessmonsanto:

comfort-the-lost:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.

PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

My stomach just churned.

OH MY GOD.

shut up. i’ve been buying these gallons for the gym for months

No way Wal-mart did something bad.

These are the pictures my mother has in her house.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:14 -0400

These are the pictures my mother has in her house.